How to Act copyright 2000 by phil kellogg
1:)
Well, he can say that he loves you,
Starlight filter eye.
Like on TV, so innocently

(chorus:)
But he don't know how to act.
He couldn't say what he'd have to next.
He's not a Method Actor.
No Methodist conviction.

2:)
What's a picture without sound?
She said, "watch this,
I've seen this one.

(chorus:)
They really know just how to act.
From practice.
Turn off the volume,
Read my lips.

3:)
I want to be on TV.
Well-rehearsed, I could really be me.
I'd tell you, innocently, things I don't understand.

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